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Bible Re: God Ignores Pope's Prayers - 12-31-2018, 03:49 AM

Mass conversion, you say? That sounds so beautiful and Godly. Pope Francis reads a Bible for the first time in his wretched life. He accepts God's word and is baptized as a Christian. He chooses to be straight, starts wearing pants, takes a wife and fathers sons. He donates the Vatican gold to Godly televangelists like the Rev. Jim Osborne. In his last act as Pope, he commands his slavish followers to abandon their Satanic cult and become Baptists. Wops, beaners, and Irish abandon their ethnic ways. Priests and nuns leave the homosexual deathstyle and marry each other. Millions of statues and portraits of the Virgin Mary are piled up and burned.

Truly a beautiful fantasy.


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