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True Christian™
True Christian™
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: Freehold, Iowa
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10 Reasons Why God Hates Liechtenstein -
09-22-2012, 07:57 AM
10 Reasons why GOD HATES LIECHTENSTEIN!
- Liechtenstein is located right between 2 of the most Godless countries in the world, namely Sweden and Australia, like a sandwhich!
- It is so small that it's impossible to located on a map, a sign of how much God hates this country!
- In 2009, Liechtenstein legalized gay marriage along with it's neighboring even more Godless country Sweden who pretty much rules over the laws in Liechtenstein, cause the Liechtensteiners are too lazy to rule their own country!
- Their king Hans-Adam II is the most famous actor in the Liechtensteinish gay porn industry!
- Even though they are a so-called independent country, Liechtenstein does not host an embassy for God's favourite country America,, obviously a sign of how much they hate America, that alone should be enough to have them nuked!
- Liechtenstein, along with neighboring Australia, speaks German cause they are too lazy to make their own language!
- 90% of ass-Liechtenstein's so called "Christians" are Paptists, the rest 10% are Lutherans, what a Godless bunch, the whole country is by constitution Catholic, not a single Baptist lives in this Godforsaken country!
- The second most common religion after False Christianity in Liechtenstein is Islam, which makes it a nukeable Muslim terrorist country, that is if the Godly American soldiers can find Liechtenstein on a map!
- Like other Eurotrash, the Liechtensteiners allows their children to watch hardcore porn and gay orgies in their False Christian churches!
- Just like in other evil countries like Canada and Fiji, cannibalism is rampant and accepted as a common practise by most Liechtensteiners!
God hates Liechtenstein!
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