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Originally Posted by Alex Dubon
My uncle plays a lefty-guitar, so he showed me how to play it. Every time I play it (left handed) I feel guilty, like God isn't content.
I pray that I wasn't like this. I pray that God would have just given me 2 right hands instead. Turns out I'm ambidextrous; I do everything with my right, but with my left, I play guitar and <<<colloquial term for a deviant practice>>>.
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As Sister Joanna requested, please do explain, sweetie:
how do you play the guitar single handed?
Or maybe by "playing a guitar" you actually mean "striking strings with one hand
without using my other hand to modify produced sounds by pressing my fingers on the fingerboard" in which case you are not actually playing, just making some random noise composed of only six musical notes.
In this case, I pray to Jesus that you live alone, because forcing anyone to listen to that noise would be a violation of the Geneva conventions.
