Secular science has discovered another
Miracle by God: An animal that produces
anuses in various parts of its body at will. While well-researched from the atheist viewpoint, this piece of information is nice but
not thrilling. However, when examined through the unbiased lens of
Creation Science, this becomes a Nobel-prize worthy discovery.
We have a "primitive" animal, a "warty comb jelly" of the Created Comb Jelly (Ctenophora) kind.
It has no anus in its regular state. Only when it has eaten and consumed enough of
God's Goodies, the gut closest to its surface produces an anus to get rid of the waste.
Glory!
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Only when the animals are actually defecating does a tiny opening appear – and it disappears again straight afterwards.
“It is not visible when the animal is not pooping,” says Tamm. “There’s no trace under the microscope. It’s invisible to me.” His observations show there is no permanent connection between the gut and the rear of the body. Instead, as waste accumulates, part of the gut starts to balloon out until it touches the outer layer, or epidermis. The gut then fuses with the epidermis, forming an anal opening. Once excretion is complete, the process is reversed and the anus vanishes.
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This is
staggering news. A
permanent anus is unnecessary. In fact, if we examine the
Bible, the first references to defecation, that is, requirements for anuses,
only arise in Deuteronomy followed by further references to its burning in Exodus and to the
consumption of dung in Ezekiel, etc.
Deuteronomy 23:13
And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
Was there dung before the Fall (Genesis 3:6)? Presumably not, as things were
nice and clean. This also explains any problems with the second law of thermodynamics, that the secularists say was always the same, as Adam and Eve would have perished if unable to break down nutrients. Now we know that
anuses are an afterthought, the food in
Paradise was so good that no unnecessary fiber of microbial mass accumulated and had to eliminated.
The default state of man is
a clean rear without an anus. This comb jelly is probably a remnant of the conditions that prevailed without sin. With the Fall (Genesis 3:6), the need to defecate arose. The sinning mankind seized the opportunity to mock Jesus and
immediately started sodomizing each other (I suspect
Cain and his offspring, but Adam in his fallen state could have been affected, too).
Without an anus you do not need to defecate. But, more importantly,
you cannot commit sodomy. When there is no receptive orifice, homosexuality quickly dies out. Is this the answer we've been looking for?
Godly Creation Scientists can now guide the secularists to extract the DNA of this comb jelly and
splice its anus forming genes into men. This is such a promising scenario!
But,
will it work? Is it possible to manipulate the genome only just enough to make the skin produce anuses everywhere where the gut is filled to the brim? Imagine this: something goes awry and the
sodomites learn to produce anuses at will anytime, anywhere! It could happen!
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Because both the gut and epidermis are just a single cell layer thick, this can happen relatively easily and quickly. The animals defecate at regular intervals: once an hour in the 5-centimetre-long adults, and once every 10 minutes or so in the larvae.
Tamm thinks this process of the gut bulging and fusing with the epidermis to form an anus is how the anus evolved in the first place. The intermittent anus may represent an intermediate stage in which the structure has yet to become permanent.
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A new anus every hour or - in the case of teenage sodomites - every 10 minutes. A new
pristine hole with an
elastic sphincter 6 times every single hour, 144 times a day, 52560 anus/year. This would mean
52560 rectal rapes every year.
Is this path
safe? Certainly not, but regarding the spread of Godlessness, it is perhaps
our only hope. We have
nothing to lose! The sodomites are condemned in any case (1 Timothy 1:10), and this strategy will give them at least
a chance to avoid
Hell (John 3:18).
As for our future, it is conceivable that the circumstances in
Heaven will be quite similar to Eden.
Jesus will feed us (Revelation 7:17) presumably with nice foods containing only those nutrients that can be absorbed whole and produce no waste to be eliminated. I am quite sure that these Godly foods include burgers, freedom fries and other favorites of
Godly President Trump. We return to the state that contains
no anuses. I won't miss mine!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
