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Default Re: Day 100. 1 Kings 13-15 - 12-20-2007, 11:22 PM

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10 Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

God will kill all the disrespecters of Jeroboam, those that "pisseth against the wall".
I don't want to belabor a point that Brother V, with his usual wit and penetrating intellect, has made clear, but this is a special focus of my Evangelism. Please don't piss on walls, it imperils your immortal soul.

Have The Jews Learned Not To Lose Books Of The Bible Yet?

And the rest of the acts of Jeroboam, how he warred, and how he reigned, behold, they are written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel. 1 Kings 14:19

Well, we have Chronicles. And we have Kings. But we don't have the Chronicles of the Kings of Isreael. Now we will never know the rest of the acts of Jeroboam. Dammit, the Jews lost another book of the Bible! Probably the book wherein God explained how to achieve world peace.

Surely By Now They Have Learned Their Lesson

Now the rest of the acts of Rehoboam, and all that he did, are they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah? 1 Kings 14:29

Oh no!!!! We don't have the Chronicles of the Kings of Judah, either. How many books of the Bible are these idiot Jews going to lose?

Who's Your Granddaddy?

Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam the son of Nebat reigned Abijam over Judah. Three years reigned he in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Maachah, the daughter of Abishalom. 1 Kings 15:1-2

And in the twentieth year of Jeroboam king of Israel reigned Asa over Judah. And forty and one years reigned he in Jerusalem. And his mother's name was Maachah, the daughter of Abishalom. 1 Kings 15:9-10

Now in the eighteenth year of king Jeroboam began Abijah to reign over Judah. He reigned three years in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Michaiah the daughter of Uriel. 2 Chronicles 13:1-2

Here's as sordid tale of forbidden lust as any you'll see in the Bible.

Abishalom and Uriel were a gay couple who adopted Michaiah. They were wiped out in one of the abomination purges.

Michaiah later married her son, Abijam, who reigned over Judah for three years, starting in the eightheenth year of King Jeroboam the son of Nebat.

Michaiah bore Abijam (who was her son) a son of his own, Asa, who reigned over Judah forty and one years after the death of his father/brother Abijam.

Did Asa remove the High Places?

But the high places were not taken away out of Israel: nevertheless the heart of Asa was perfect all his days. 1 Kings 15:14

And Asa did that which was good and right in the eyes of the LORD his God... Also he took away out of all the cities of Judah the high places. 2 Chronicles 14:2-5

But the high places were not taken away out of Israel: nevertheless the heart of Asa was perfect all his days. 2 Chronicles 15:17

Asa removed the High Places from Judah. He didn't remove the high places from Israel. He could hardly have done that, since he was King of Judah, not King of Israel. God simply wanted us to understand that Asa was only King of Judah, that's why he had the scribe mention the high places of Israel in 1 Kings and 2 Chronicles.

Was The Heart Of Asa Perfect?

The heart of Asa was perfect all his days. 2 Chronicles 15:17

Hanani the seer came to Asa king of Judah, and said unto him, Because thou hast relied on the king of Syria, and not relied on the LORD thy God, therefore is the host of the king of Syria escaped out of thine hand. 2 Chronicles 16:7

Asa's heart was perfect all his days. Sometimes, however, his judgment left much to be desired.



Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25
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