I can't wait for the day when Kermie the Frog boards
HELL Train!
It is well known in the puppet World that Kermie masturbates to porn of Bert and Ernie.
Rot in
HELL Kermie, you vile pervert!
And don't even get me started on that homer the Cookie Monster we all know that "cookie" really means anus. And, Elmo is every pedo's dream come true.