ATTN: all
twittertwats, netheads,
gamers,
sci-fi nerds, TV-loving couch potatoes,
facebook floozies, and all others sliding down the youtube to hell:
"Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions." —Ecclesiastes 7:29
Even false Bibles agree:
New American Standard Bible (©1995)
Behold, I have found only this, that God made men upright, but they have sought out many devices.
American King James Version
See, this only have I found, that God has made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
American Standard Version
Behold, this only have I found: that God made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
Bible in Basic English
This only have I seen, that God made men upright, but they have been searching out all sorts of inventions.
English Revised Version
Behold, this only have I found, that God made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
Webster's Bible Translation
Lo, this only have I found, that God hath made man upright; but they have sought out many inventions.
Young's Literal Translation
See, this alone I have found, that God made man upright, and they -- they have sought out many devices.
Even the babblings of foreigners get it right:
עשה האלהים את האדם ישר והמה בקשו חשבנות רבים asah haelohim eth haadam yashar vehemhah bikkeshu chishbonoth rabbim.
"Elohim has made mankind upright, and they have sought many computations."
"He hath meddled with endless questions." - Vulgate.
"Many reasonings." - Septuagint, Syriac, and Arabic.
Got that? God created us in His image, and He didn't give us facebook or twitter, and the only thing he wanted us to "
stumbleupon" were the snakes and scorpions He sends to punish us for Pride. When we tried to build the Tower of Babel He punished us by turning foreigners into the incomprehensable babblers they've been ever since. How soon until Jesus ends the digital Tower of Babel 2.0, by making every nation have it's own computer-code?