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Default Re: Reasons this article is wrong: - 12-14-2014, 06:38 AM

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Originally Posted by whovianforlife View Post
...3) The sonic screwdriver was used to unlock things (that weren't wood) and to hack into computer systems and things of that nature, nothing else (especially not sex)...
Brethren. Above we can see a post that exemplifies all the reasons why our Beloved Elder Brother brought this issue to our attention. Apparently innocent science fiction has a profound influence on a young mind. The inexperienced sinner loses sight of reality and accepts the associations that this TV show offers as normal.

Take this screwdriver. I have here photographic evidence of its true nature.



Look at the image. Yes, I know it is tough! The expression of a fornicatory climax. The hand holding the 'screwdriver' aka the tallywhacker. The extended arm pushing the symbol of the male reproductive organ on the face of the young fan. And the sinner rants about the superficial level of the plot! It is the associations that count! Subliminal effects making the sight of pulsating tallywhackers the norm. The worst enemies are often not the actual men engaged in sodomy but the fleeting demons of these makebelief worlds. They seduce our children as we can see here!

Ephesians 6:12
For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Dear Sweet Jesus, our redeemer. Come quickly to judge the living and the dead and throw these abomination into the Furnace as you promised (Matthew 13:42)! Come and slay your enemies as you told us in your Word (Luke 19:27) and let us all go to Heaven to have some decent good time!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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