[Wash O'Hanley]

You're all wrong, I happened to be at the scene this morning covering the Democratic rallies in Dallas. As the motorcade made its way down the road Mrs. Clinton ordered her chauffeur to open the sunroof on her limo, at which point she, foaming profusely at the mouth, pulled a sniper rifle from within the limo and began taking shots at the police officers while shouting such lines as "Capitalists are no more capable of self-sacrifice than a man is capable of lifting himself up by his own bootstraps" and "Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners." She tragically hit one police officer, at which point he collapsed and crashed into a nearby curb. The Clinton camp. was quick to tell all the major media outlets that the man, a professional motorcycle driver for the Dallas Police Force, had simply crashed into a curb (as unlikely as that is).

At least when Vice President Cheney shoots at politicians/officers he doesn't kill them.