[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

It should also be noted that only whores wear their hair in braids. In addition, it's shameless sluts who wear gold and wanton harlots who wear pearls.

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array

A decent True Christian™ lady will only wear what's affordable to her husband. A Tin Tither should wear hand-me-downs and items she sews from what scraps she can find. A Platinum Tither like myself is fine in a new harp seal fur coat with a platinum and diamond tennis bracelet as such items are a drop in the bucket to my husband, Mr. Whitford, and therefore not costly.