Re: Reasons my daughter's period could be late? -
03-10-2019, 02:08 PM
A simple reason a females period is possibly late. They do not own a watch. Now, I am sure you think I am just a stupid Country Christian and do not understand all of this. Let me assure as a man with more daughters than fingers and thumbs, I know way more than I wish.
I have two simple rules.
A Hutchins girl only goes on dates when she is emitting 'that smell'. This ensures if she is raped, she will not have a illegitimate Christian child.
A watch. On the arm of a chaperone. I'll often use one of the simple minded big blackies. I train them using the big blackies jigaboo daughter. I show them where my daughter is not to be touched and then I show the darkie what to do, an 8 ounce ball peen hammer is plenty adequate. After all, I might like the young man and I do not want my daughter to be severely disfigured and scare him away.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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