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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein
What? A young fine man like me is single? What?
But sadly, that has been my fate. They come, they die. They come, they leave me for an orthodox Joo. They come, they leave me for a sissy catholic. Why can't a Christ killer find a suitable mate? It's a puzzlement, no?
I'm wealthy. My looks are apparent and one might say God blessed me with a special sort of face, no? I know there is a young, unmarried, broad hipped, humble, pure sweetheart who is dynamite in the kitchen and other places. Someone who will recite the Bible when I want it and shut up when I want it. Someone to sew and do gardening and decorate the house for holidays.
So many of the ladies I've been interested in here have moved on since I was last here <sigh>. Others, while lovely, are too old. Others, while not too old, are not that lovely.
I wonder if there's an Etheldreda daughter of marrying age?
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I frankly can't tell the difference between an Ashkenazi and a Sephardic Jew, but there are some things that are disgusting about this goyim and yid stuff - like gefilte fish and chopped liver.
So you have repented of your Christ killing ways and accepted Jesus - that also means you need to stay away from those cured deli meats. Accepting Jesus also means you need to accept mayonnaise, white bread, marshmallows, yellow mustard, and sweet pickles. This is just a start, but you might find this goes a long way to improving your life as a Christian.