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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-03-2009, 12:09 AM
Pastor Zeke, I heard a rumor that Reggie Bundy is planning on making a pumpkin patch on the outskirts of town, in the old car lot where Grand Ave. peters out into a dirt road. You might remember him as that man who not only let his kids go out trick-or-treating, but let them dress as a witch and a devil. Supposedly since he's been out of work for the last six months, he's investing the last of his money into the pumpkin patch to keep his home from foreclosure and to feed his kids.

I think we should wait after he spends all his money, then have Bobby-Joe and "the plumbers" go and deal with the situation. There ain't gonna be any jack o'lanterns around Freehold this year.


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