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Default Re: List of foods now prohibited in True Christian™ households - 09-04-2009, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
After a special meeting of the Ladies of Landover, it has now been determined to ban the following foods from True Christian™ households. Bear in mind this is as well as all Biblical prohibitions, so don't start boiling those lobsters yet!

To avoid encouraging sodomy
Bananas
Cucumbers
Carrots
Eggplants
Walnuts
Salamis
Pepperonis
Count Dracula cereal (gateway to gothicness as well)
Grape Nuts
Corn dogs
Fruit Loops
Skittles
Papist wafers
Captain Crunch
Zucchini
Summer Squash
Summer Sausage
Bratwurst
Any kind of Gord
Keilbasa
Choriszzo
Puffed Wheat

Hippies are Godless scum
Tofu
Arugula
Goat cheese
Granola
Alfalfa sprouts
Asparagus
Brownies (we know what they add!)

If God wanted your husband to be a rabbit, He would have created him as one
Lettuce
Carrots (again)
Beets
Turnips

We're AMERICANS, so no fancy foreign stuff!
Tacos
Burritos
Kiwi fruits
Brussels sprouts
Guacamole
Red peppers
French fries (Freedom fries are acceptable and welcome!)
Pizza (especially if it has pepperonis (see above))
Lucky Charms cereal
Snails
Frog legs
Rice
Sushi
Burger King French Toast Sticks or any French Toast
Keilbasa (Polacks are also papists!)
Choriszzo (I don't even know what this is, but according to Sister BTB it belongs on the list twice!)
Haggis

Because nobody likes them anyway
Spinach
Lima beans
Broccoli

Look what happened when Eve got ahold of one!
Apples (except in pie form)

Reminder that it's the devil's fruit
Pumpkins

Please bear in mind that this list is not yet complete, and can be added to. Any suggestions that have been missed are greatly appreciated.
i can comply with all but one of those
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