Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, I am
delighted to report that Mr Wallenda and his sister have succeeded in their fearless demonstration of the Absolute Power of Faith! (They were forced by some Godless Joo York regulation to wear safety harnesses, though obviously these weren't necessary.)
My younger boys are outside now, setting up a highwire between a couple of mature poplar trees. They're only about 50 feet high (the trees, that is, not the boys
) but they do tend to sway in the wind which should make the test more challenging.