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Default Re: Came here to apologize. - 05-28-2013, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine View Post
Omar/Jack, I would love to believe you, but how do we know you're not a terrorist trying to gain our trust and infiltrate our church?

We may need to devise some sort of test.

Hmmm, let me think on this...

Here's twelve that Omar can start with:

1. Did you read The Introduction Forum rules? Y_ N_

2. Did you provide the proper introduction according to those rules? Y_N_

3. Do you own more camels than wives? Y_ N_

4. Do you love your camels more than your wives? Y_ N_

5. If you chose Y on the last question, how many times a day? __

6. Do you typically leave your tent with dynamite strapped to your waist? Y_ N_

7. If you chose Y on the last question, how many sticks do you typically carry? __

8. Have you stoned one or more of your daughters/wives to death in the last year? Y_ N_

9. If you chose Y on the last question, how many of each? D__ W__

10. What do you call a muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual
B. None of the above

11. What do you call a muslim who owns 6 goats.
A: A pimp
B: None of the above

12. When is the only time you should wink at a muslim?
A: When aiming
B: None of the above


2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.
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