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Originally Posted by Faith_Machine
Omar/Jack, I would love to believe you, but how do we know you're not a terrorist trying to gain our trust and infiltrate our church?
We may need to devise some sort of test.
Hmmm, let me think on this...
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Here's twelve that Omar can start with:
1. Did you read
The Introduction Forum rules? Y_ N_
2. Did you provide the proper introduction according to those rules? Y_N_
3. Do you own more camels than wives? Y_ N_
4. Do you love your camels more than your wives? Y_ N_
5. If you chose Y on the last question, how many times a day? __
6. Do you typically leave your tent with dynamite strapped to your waist? Y_ N_
7. If you chose Y on the last question, how many sticks do you typically carry? __
8. Have you stoned one or more of your daughters/wives to death in the last year? Y_ N_
9. If you chose Y on the last question, how many of each? D__ W__
10. What do you call a muslim who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual
B. None of the above
11. What do you call a muslim who owns 6 goats.
A: A pimp
B: None of the above
12. When is the only time you should wink at a muslim?
A: When aiming
B: None of the above