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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
If I remember correctly, Bertrand Mélenchon, the French Baptist theologian, reported in his 1912 paper "Examen de la vie non-miraculeuse de Bernadette Soubirous" managed to get sight of the autopsy report. She died of a particularly virulent form of athelete's foot.
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Eeeew!
Eeeeeeeeeeeew!
. . .
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! How could anyone made perfect in Christ get athlete's foot? Isn't it something fungal sending roots down into your bones? Then the toes turn purple and drop off.
NURSE oh Bernadette have you been eating plums in bed?
CRONE no
NURSE