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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Omar, would it be too much to ask you to complete the questionnaire posted by our friend Sammy just a few posts above. That would help us determine your mental state. To save your finger the effort of scrolling, I'll re-post it here for you.
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Oh, Dear. One wonders if Miss Gibberish has left the building, dear Brother Dr. Toole. It appears that she comes around only every ten years or so, and then she disappears -- into the wild, blue yonder, wherever her foolish heart takes her. However, she can take heart in knowing that the
servants of the
, here at
, will be here, to assist her, when she returns in 2033.
And, as always, we will be ready to be of service to her, to explain how she must abandon her
ish sins, and how the
will save her for all of eternity in Heaven, if she accepts the gift of
blessed, shed
.
Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of
is eternal life through
our
."
Of course, everybody knows that if Miss Gibberish refuses this very generous offer of salvation, then eternal torment is her only option.
II Thessalonians 1:9 "Who shall be
punished with
everlasting destruction from the presence of the
, and from the glory of
power;"
Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their
torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."
