Re: A Poem about the Gospels -
01-29-2009, 03:42 PM
A Poem Based On 1 Kings
Shiver poor King David in his old age, sends for a virgin to keep him warm at night.
Solomon builds a temple, kills 22,000 oxen and 120,000 sheep!
Solomon has 700 wives and 300 concubines!
God kills anyone who pisses against the wall!
If you live in the city you'll be eaten by dogs, if you live in the country you'll be eaten by birds!
Kill everything that breathes for God's sake!
You will know the Lord is God when He huge massacres of His enemies occur!
Blasphemers must be stoned to death!
God will feed the dog's with the wicked's blood!
Plea for mercy from God and you shall not be punished, your children shall be punished instead!
Praise to God, who puts a lying spirit in the mouths of prophets!
Amen!
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