This is a
sad story but I have serious
doubts about praying for a man (or simian?) who felt that it would be appropriate to
proclaim himself a false god (Deuteronomy 6:14). Of course, the prayers of this "bishop" are
futile (John 9:31) and the
only hope Mr. Queen has, is
True Christian™ intervention.
Should we intervene? To do that, we'd need to know some
crucial details about this incident.
Background
Prince Philip is a
desperate man caught in an
intolerable marriage. His
consort is an
uppity woman (1 Corinthians 11:3) who often succumbs to
booze.
Conclusions
Based on this, we realize that
Philip was desperately trying to escape this unhappy marriage, failing to realize that
all marriages are supposed to be unhappy (Luke 14:26)! Our Creation Science Team has determined that Philip was probably
trying to reach the Channel Tunnel to flee from the Brexit debacle, too, presumably to his home country of
Grease. Thus, his motivation was
understandable if unGodly. Further questions remain:
- What kind of a motor vehicle insurance policy did he have? Will he lose his bonuses now? Are the injuries of the collateral damage people covered? If he loses his bonuses, will he have enough lifetime to re-gain them?
- Did the police conduct a proper cavity search? They should have, although it would necessitate extensive Spiritual Crisis Intervention to those poor officers who would have been forced to peek into the rectal region of this unnaturally old person.
- How high was the bail set to release him under the Queen's custody? Was he cuffed? He should have been. Do the guards realize that the other inmates will be in sodomistic peril if this wannabe God can rampage free in the ward?
So many questions, so few answers.
I'll refrain from praying until we get some
accurate data. After all, it is practically certain that
God orchestrated this accident to show the world the terrible nature of the Royal House. This is the only explanation as to why the car was cast sideways as if the engine went
dead!
Psalms 76:6
At thy rebuke, O God of Jacob, both the chariot and horse are cast into a dead sleep.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
