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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Based on this, we realize that Philip was desperately trying to escape this unhappy marriage, failing to realize that all marriages are supposed to be unhappy (Luke 14:26)! Our Creation Science Team has determined that Philip was probably trying to reach the Channel Tunnel to flee from the Brexit debacle, too, presumably to his home country of Grease.
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Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, there is a rumor in Britain that he was attempting to escape to the village of Yaohnanen on the small island of Tanna in Vanuatu. (No, I don't know where it is either.) There, Phil the Greek is worshiped as a deity by the primitive followers of the
Prince Philip Movement and could live out his remaining days in some degree of luxury, with all the yams he can eat.
As a former sailor, he may have intended to commandeer the Royal Yacht, having forgotten that was decommissioned over 20 years ago and that the Queen is now reduced to
renting a former car ferry when she wants to go on a cruise.
2 Samuel 1:27 How are the mighty fallen, and the weapons of war perished!