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Default Re: Chav worse than Goth - 05-22-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Nobar King View Post
This thread is rather old. I wonder if the goth scene ever got invaded by those no good chavs? Even the stupidest of people will join that group, so I wouldn't be surprised. Anyone have any input?
Chavs are to Goths as Rats are to Racoons both will annoy you and neither is to be encouraged but they will not join together voluntarily.

Like all members of the animal kingdom and according to God’s plan, Chavs occupy their own niche in society. They inhabit public housing; have very low intelligence levels; are drunk and/or on drugs and unemployable. They are invariably violent and delight in exhibiting stupidity, which they value above all else – any sign of intelligence, inside or outside the group, will be met with instant and mindless violence to the person.

Never underestimate the stupidity of a chav; this is not the stupidity of a village idiot, this is the most malevolent, vicious and violent stupidity all done with a smile on the face. There is no point whatsoever arguing with a chav – unless you have a gun and are willing to use it, even then, anything less than a head-shot will result in pain for you.

They will have had 3 or 4 children before the age of 15. All the children will be slow learners at best - a retard child is the norm and the idea of parental care is giving it more expensive cigarettes and booze.

Male chavs are worse. They have thin rat-like faces; a very low cranial capacity; very short hair and are bedecked in heavy gold chains and Burberry fashion items – the more Burberry the better. Otherwise they buy the cheapest, tackiest clothes available, none should particularly match or fit – artificial fabric is much prized amongst them. They often have badly spelled, home made tattoos, sometimes on their face.

The ideas of “responsibility”, “compassion” and “charity” are an anathema to them. They exhibit not the slightest care of what anyone might think nor would they give any more thought to knifing you, than they would to spitting on an old woman or defecating in the street.

No researcher has ever been able to conclude that a chav has a soul.

Goths have enough self-preservation instinct to avoid them.





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