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Default Re: Miracle Spring Water Eliminates Debt!! - 05-26-2014, 08:21 PM

I can personally attest to the Holy Spirit of our GOD working through this man and his miraculous products. My dear mother, concerned about how she was going to put food on the table when I was but a girl, wrote to Brother Peter when she saw him on the TV through the window of an electronics store in Hoboken.

The precious pastor said, "If you will simply write and request the free lifesaver candy, kiss it, and mail it back to me, your debt problems will be solved, your family will eat bountifully, and you will see renewed vigor, ambition, and spirituality in your life and the lives of your loved ones." Well, mother took her last money and bought a stamp to request the lifesaver.

When it came, she kissed it for hours until it was almost gone, then placed it in the handy return plastic envelope along with the required donation of $100 that she stole from father's pillowcase (he didn't trust banks at the time).

Within days, Father was approved for a $25,000 equity loan, our bills were paid, and we had fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, a fresh garden salad (a garden appeared where only seeds had been just a month or two earlier), and Mother's best caramel apple pie with strawberry cream cheese topping. Yum, yum, and PRAISE GOD.

Perhaps one of Landover's lawyers could represent Pastor Peter in a slander/libel suit for free?

I'm going to get some of the miracle spring water for everyone and pass it out during services next week for a love offering to Pastor Ezekiel of $1000. Titanium tithers will get one FREE. I can't wait to hear about all the blessings that will be reported as a result of this act of faith and your financial support of our pastor.


1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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