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Jesus Re: Menstrasurance - 05-10-2019, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
Where do I apply? As a young woman who is nearing 18 ever so closely and will hopefully find a man to fulfill by doing chores for him, this seems like it would be a necessity. If my menstra-hut has cleaning supplies stored inside (should an unfortunate mess happen during the no-no times), does this insurance policy cover those as well?

You can get cleaning information from any woman on this forum, Max. They can help you deal with issues to keep your hut spic and span. My insurance can't be bothered by your lack of care.


However, I will send one of my reps to speak to your father so he can get you signed up for what it WILL cover, which is explained in the pamphlet the rep will show your dad. Bear in mind that you must pay a sign up fee to see the pamphlet. And, since you're not yet a True Christian™, your coverage is severely limited and I can't personally intervene for you.


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