Santa,
You think you can just slide down our chimney and start mocking Jesus? How dare you? God will not be mocked! Forget milk and cookies--I'm leaving a Chick Tract for you this year. It's the story of how you turned an innocent 8 year old into a murderer who was damned for all eternity. Or just click on the image now.
What I want for Christmas is for you to repent your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Savior who suffered and died upon the cross to redeem you. And a Donald Trump Presidential bobblehead.