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Originally Posted by Isabella White
Well, well, well; I see that we have an intruder sneaking his way into  . "Santa", if you were coming here to learn about the saving Grace that is available through the precious  of the  and  ,   , then I would welcome you with open arms. But, I think it's obvious to all, that you are here to have a bit of fun with the  servants of Almighty  . I'm afraid that you will have to get up much earlier in the morning if you think you can fool the people of at  , Satan! |
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Dear Sinner,
It has come to our attention that you're deliberately spreading the Corona Plague, a disease, whose distribution should be left to Jesus. Moreover, you're wantonly infecting innocent children with it!You're interfering with Divine stuff that you have no understanding of. I have sent a letter to the Congress to revoke any licence you may have to enter the US airspace on Christmas Day. You really are a demon, aren't you!?
Yours in Christ,
Elmer  |
A-ha! This is just as I have suspected all along, dear Brother White! And how I do thank you for a confirmation that proves my suspicions. This
Satan Claus is up to no good, and I hope that our beloved Congress will act quickly to banish him, and to prevent him from ever entering the blessed
. Why, over in England, he's been pulling some pranks there, too, as you shall below, and we cannot take a chance that he will do the same here:
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Britain’s children have been told to leave out a substantial meal for Santa on Christmas Eve because a measly mince pie flouts the rules."
https://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/...ign=Santa+meal
Simply, there is no end to his treachery and deceit, and the sooner that our Congress -- and our glorious President Trump -- refuse him entry, then the better we shall be! Merry
mas!