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Is there any end to the depravity that goes on in the kitchens of
godless hussies behind the backs of their menfolk these days? It's shocking, that's what. I'm shocked. I must say, at least my own mother
(like the proper Christian™ widow indeed she is, indeed) has sense enough to bake a
tasteful sugar cookie,
as round as the halo of Jesus, and snow white with sprinkles and sparkles and icing, a cookie not likely to offend God's own
angels, were they to drop in unexpectedly for dinner. That just tickles me pink, that's what.
With Holiday goodwill from the Godwin household, Mr Godwin
