[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

I decided to invest in a personal computer that's apparently built to play the video games. (I didn't know my little HP desktop from 2002 wasn't going to be able to run these new games.)

So I bought a new one and have decided to start playing as many new games as I can so I can start issuing more effective bans on them.

My first selection was "Far Cry 2."

It looked promising at first, set in a wild African landscape of sprawling savannas and steamy jungles.

Think of all the unsaved Negros I could share the good news of Jesus Christ with!

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered the game had NOTHING to do with spreading the gospel throughout the dark continent!



There is not a single Bible tract to be found ANYWHERE in this game and the only mention of Jesus Christ is in the cursing of people whom I am expected to kill. (Unfortunately you don't kill them because they're blasphemers, but because of unrelated politics.)

It's very sad to see, because this game could've been an excellent simulator for young missionaries heading off to witness for Jesus in the third world.

This gun should be used to hunt down valuable animals from which you can pluck valuable ivory to sell in Republican-made products. Instead it's used to kill innocent women and children before they ever get to hear about God:

There are plenty of Godly Jeeps to drive around in, but unfortunately, you can't use them to take people to church every Sunday. Instead you run over them!



Don't let your kids play "Far Cry 2" because I will have to fine you and take the game away!

-Over and Out