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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Now the Supreme Court has finally recognized the rights of fetuses less than 6 weeks old, it's time to reevaluate all their legal rights. For so many years marriage has been assaulted with man-man, man-trans, trans-trans, man-dog, dog-trans, trans-dog-pig, man-bear-pig and other disgusting combinations. It has degraded the very meaning of marriage.
To restore its holy sanctity, it's time to ban weird perversions and only allow normal humans to get married. Including the previously disenfranchised 0-6 week age group. I'm sure there are plenty of Christian men who are lonely tonight who would sign up for one of these baby-wives. Men have rights too.
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Since there is personhood at the time of conception a baby less than 6 weeks old needs to be able to own property and other wealth. With match making starting this early the less than six week old person should publish a net worth. Of course, this works both ways, the less than six week old needs information as well about a suitor.
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The problem is sex determination
Based on
my extensive knowledge on Creation Embryology, the fetuses are either boys or girls and nothing in between but so
small that even with advanced tellyscopes it is not possible to see if they are boys or girls (Genesis 1:27). What if we caused
unintentional homermarriage between two aspiring
Caucasian male youthful fetuses and the ceremony was performed by one of our Pastors? The marriage would become permanent!
Solution: Prayer!
Matthew 21:22
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.
We'll just ask
Jesus to reveal the
sex of the embryo and then we can proceed with the nuptials.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer