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Bible Re: Introduction - 05-02-2019, 10:28 PM

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1) She refuses to call me "my lord" (in violation of Genesis 18:12, 1 Peter 3:6)
The first verse merely says that Sarah called Abraham her lord, and the second says that she called him that because she obeyed him. While women do have to obey their husbands as their lord (Ephesians 5:22-24), nowhere does God stipulate that they must refer to their husbands as "my lord."


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2) She either has a job or career outside the home, or refuses to do all of the household chores (in violation of Titus 2:5)
You weren't trying to make her do all of the household chores, were you? Things like mowing and reshingling are men's work far beyond the cognitive capabilities of a mere female. Women are to perform the chores inside the house.

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3) She wears pants rather than modest skirts and dresses (in violation of Deuteronomy 22:5, 1 Timothy 2:9)


4) She is not a virgin (in violation of Deuteronomy 22:20-21)
Now these are indeed valid problems, but they are ones endemic in modern secular society.

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5) She believes in the totally absurd concept of "marital rape" (in violation of 1 Corinthians 7:4-5)
How on earth did this topic come up in conversation with your date?

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6) She gets her hair cut, or refuses to cover it (in violation of 1 Corinthians 11:5-15)
Are you a Muslim or something? The verse says her hair must be covered while she "prays or prophesies," not all the time. If she doesn't cover her hair in church, she's going to Hell, but if she goes bare-headed in public, that's acceptable.

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7) She is older than me, or refuses to obey and submit to me (in violation of Ephesians 5:22-33, Colossians 3:18)
Those verses don't say she has to be younger than you. However, she certainly does have to submit.

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8) She refuses to accept my spankings as an act of love (in violation of Ephesians 5:22-33, Colossians 3:19, Proverbs 13:24, Hebrews 12:6, Revelation 3:19)
Proverbs 13:24 tells you to spank your children, not your wife. Also, you have to be married to her first. And Hebrews 12:6 refers to the relationship between the Lord and His followers, NOT between husband and wife. Are you calling yourself God? That is a grave sin (Isaiah 45:5). Enjoy Hell, sinner.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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