Re: A Poem about the Gospels -
02-05-2009, 06:23 AM
A Poem Based On Nahum
God is jealous and furious!
He makes mountains shake and hills melt!
He drowns His enemies in floods!
There is much pain in all loins!
God will flip up your skirt, present you naked to the whole world, and cover you with abominable filth!
You're all a bunch of girly men!
You will be devoured by fire, cut off by the sword, and eaten by the cankerworm!
Amen!
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