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Default Please do not celebrate Valentine's Day - 01-19-2017, 08:34 PM
Valentine's Day is a consumer holiday promoted by right-wing western imperialists to oppose communism and socialism, and to promote instead the capitalist nazism of Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito. I urge you not to celebrate this western decadence and to instead celebrate a new holiday based on liberty, science and Juche thought.

When you love a comrade, and they show their love for you by buying you consumer items on Valentine's Day, I say, first, stay away from this comrade. The comrade you are to fall in love with should be a communist or a socialist who buys you communist and socialist books to show their love, not an idiot who supports buying you pointless tat.


Speaking of pointless tat, who is planning to propose on Valentine's Day? If you do, do not buy a diamond!! In the propaganda song "Diamonds are a girl's best friend", you are encouraged to buy these chunks of carbon, BUT DO NOT! They are actually a lie by the capitalists at DeBeers, they will intrinsically worthless!!! You are to give them money, which you the worker have worked hard for, to the capitalists, your enemies!! Comrade, do not do this! Again, if the comrade you love wants you to buy them diamonds, do not speak to this comrade any longer, they have been blinded by capitalism and can only love a fellow anarcho-capitalist like themselves.


Here, I will go from each Valentine's gift one by one and dissect them:


Teddy Bear - The Bear used to be a symbol of communism and power, used by the Soviet Union. By turning it into a cute and cuddly mascot, they are emphasizing that capitalism has turned communism this way. This is not what Theodore Roosevelt, a great Juche man of honour, intended!


Heart - A heart, the part of anatomy, but have you ever wondered, who does it come from, the WORKING CLASS, that's whom! The capitalist bourgies want the proletariat like you dead!


Chocolate - Here, the capitalists are encouraging you to glutton yourself out, they pretend to be upset about the famine in the DPRK, but instead of sending their chocolates over here (where I would give them to the Korean citizens and certainly not eat for myself) they are selling it to you for a profit!


Card - Does you know where the card comes from? I'll tell you where... the tree! How can you stand by when your perennial plant comrades are slaughtered for such superficial rubbish?!


Alcoholic beverage - This is an unhealthy concoction that would not be allowed in our glorious nation unless under strict circumstances, you can see why when you see its effects. Stick to marijuana.


Music - All Western music, as we well know, is riddled with Nazi propaganda. Love music is no exception. Are you dancing with your romantic comrade really to this, or marching alongside a Nazi soldier? The subliminal manipulation is designed to promote racism, occultism, fascism and liberalism. Do not listen to this, and I instead say listen to classical music like those of great Juche socialists and communists Vivaldi, Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky and Chopin.


By hearing this by now, if you have a molecule of intelligence, you will be completely opposed to Valentine's Day. But - there is a solution that you and the comrade you love can share a day together on February 14th, but not Valentine's Day! Instead - Generalissimo Day! When my noble father Kim Jong-il received the title of Generalissimo of the DPRK, Juche 103. On this day, you can give your comrade communist and socialist books, classical music, dank weed, epic memes and delicious dog-meat, and best of all, be safe in the knowledge that you are not a right-wing liberal who celebrates Valentine's Day.


Thank.

"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.