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Default Re: "Sponsor a Niglet": Evangelical Mission to Save Negro Childre - 08-30-2009, 05:07 AM
Friends, I have great news! I just upped the ante in terms of rewards for you when you sign up for the program. I managed to procure a deal with a Chinese toy manufacturer* to create cute and lovable plush doll darkies! This is just another way of saying "Thanks" when you sponsor a niglet.



As you see, they come in four sizes. The smallest size is for those who sign up for the $49.95/mo plan. The next size is for the $79.95, followed by the $199.95 plan. Finally the big King Kong himself, that enormous 3-footer is for our Platinum Club members who donate just $999.95 a month.

These plush dolls are great icebreakers. Put them with your teddy bear collection or let your kid drag it around when you're shopping at Wal-Mart.

Thank you for your support of the "Sponsor a Niglet" evangelical program. Without your generous contributions, I wouldn't be able to afford the limo I use to go to the inner cities and teach poor niglets about Jesus and how to be Saved®.

*Note: the filling of these toys is toxic so your child should play only under parental supervision.


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