[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Just possibly, however, America seeing the depraved decadence of a Chelsea Clinton wedding might parse out to another win for Team Jesus.

Imagine, if you will, Chelsea Clinton clomping down the aisle, dressed in full Gothic Black Enema Leather Bondage Regalia, and her groom, ensconced in a pastel leisure suit with Jodhpurs, and big green elf style curled toe shoes, and a pink, mauve and salmon parasol, sashaying right along side, with Hillary connected to her death support system of virgins blood filled goat bladders and a nuclear powered artificial heart pump, and Bill looming over the charade like an LSD doped, poonhounding cyclops. Then we have a Jew or atheist Lesbean harlot, nursing her demon spawned imp at her withered teet, as she 'officiates' at this Black Mass of a wedding.

Might be a privilege ( and a small price to pay) to have ones Christian wedding bumped for such an orgy of sinful Satanic slobbering nuptials if the result was for God himself to cause the land to vomit forth the abomination of all that is and of the Clinton's over a cliff and into a cesspool of demonic pus and a latrine of suppurating evil.