[Remy Lebeau]

Godly Sister Rogers writes, "Brother Remy, is it true that most Negroes cannot swim? One never sees them competing in Olympic swimming events, and thank goodness ... a team of bulging bucks would be as ghastly as a faggle of male ballet dancers, especially during the backstroke; not to mention an all-Buck synchronized swim team performing a slow 'scissor' for the horrifed audience.

Why are they so afraid of the water?"

As we all know the nigra species has a touch of fire in them... a drop of the lake of Fire runs through their veins to be precise. It is what causes their black tarness by burning them from the inside out ever so slowly. Water and Hell Fire does not mix. An inner steam developes within their bodies. This pressure stiffens the nigra joints making it difficult to swim as good as, say, a godly white man.

Pastor Ezekiel writes, "Now that you mention it, I don't recall ever seeing a nigra on skiis or ice skates either. Is it those thin, brittle ankles they have, or just lack of any ability?"

I've explained it to Mrs Rogers above. However, mulattos and Canadian blue gummers are known to skate. The sissiness of Canada counteracts their savage nature making them more tame and normal acting.