[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by mattm89

Hello[…]On the topic of the rape incident […]nervous brakedowns etc.

First let me point out that “brake” is what stops your vehicle, “break” is a splitting asunder. It seems your stay in UK has deprived you of the advantages of an American education.

And now moving on: your arguments are as chaff before the wind. The instruction to marry your rapist is God’s instruction. I can thus say with confidence, “Case closed.”

Now on the subject of 'Is my little baby going to go gay?' the simple answer is NO. Children get up to things that are childish like watching cartoons or not wearing socks and the child will cry also.

You have contradicted a Pastor of great learning. Are your qualifications anything like as good as his? I doubt it, “Case closed.”

I quote 'Soccer appeals only to poor, uneducated halflings from underdeveloped countries where the women grow moustaches twice as fast as the men.'

To be completely honest that could only come from an uneducated halfling seen as England have soccer (or football as they call it) and it's a massive part of their country. I have been to England and I can say that it is not at all an underdeveloped country and also that the reason we speak english is because they taught it us! Hardly uneducated.

I note the complete absence of any denial about women with moustaches…