Happy blessed birthday, Pastor Ezekiel Flint, my mentor and friend.
It seems like yesterday when you welcomed me into your firm but loving embrace (not in a gay way). My gift to you this year is letting you keep/forgiving the things you’ve borrowed over the years; hedge trimmer, lawnmower, 1973 restored Dodge Charger, my first wife.
You mean so much to me that my gravestone will read:
Here Lies John Creeser
Proudly walked side by side with Pastor Ezekiel Flint
Spreading the word of True Christianity™