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Default Re: Republicans vote to ban insulin! Take that Diabetics! - 07-16-2009, 07:54 PM

There have been many Scientheistic advances in Prayer Therapy recently. Historical afflictions like the Vapors, Dementia Praecox, and Scurvy have been almost completely wiped out in people of faith by our teams of Prayer Therapists.

Here, in our most advanced Curative Prayer Center, our teams of Faith Healers use Prayer Amplifiers to target their prayers at various diseases that afflict Christians.



Pictures of infected people of God are flashed on the screens, and the therapists pray directly at them. Their prayers travel down through their hands into the the special reception handles then into the machines that amplify the vector specific, medically targeted prayers.

Coincidentally, were are currently focused on the diabetes. It should be eradicated in True Christians™ by late October at the latest. At that time, only non-believers will be subject to the ravages of this once dangerous disease.


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