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Originally Posted by James Dewitt
Brother Enoch I would like to discuss your half Eskimo daughter and a possible engagement. We left New York for a smaller city. Seems Freehold is still to large, maybe Canada will slow him up a bit. How big is the city you live in and are there sluts there? He seems to be able to sniff them out, I think the boy is part coon hound.
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Brother James, fortunately I don't live in a city, rather in rural Nova Scotia. There are fewer than a dozen families within five miles of us. So your boy should find it difficult to locate any nearby harlots.
But let's talk about your boy a bit. Is he a good worker? Does he have any experience plowing fields, baling hay, milking cows and clubbing baby seals to death? Will he mind 8 months of winter? Is he likely to abuse the farm animals in sexual ways? And, perhaps most importantly, does he have a gun and will he bring it with him? Guns are rare here and highly prized, there are only 4 in all of Canada. And the military owns 2 of them.
Also, if he does not find my 14 year old half-eskimo daughter to his liking I also have a 12 year old half-eskimo daughter who will be of marrying age later this month. She's also a lot smarter than my 14 year old girl, but I'm not sure if that's a positive or negative thing.