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Originally Posted by landoversanfrancisco
Quick reminder that these people are from Ohio. Everything sucks in Ohio, including the weather. They just don't like getting reminded of the cold weather. If God was truly dealt with sending these people down the path of damnation, he would've destroyed Ohio by now.
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Department of Faith, I know your operatives like to avoid San Francisco, for obvious reasons. As a devout Christian and church member in good standing who lives near San Francisco, I volunteer to check this person out.
Kindly forward to me her home address, which I assume you have gleaned from her IP address, etc.
I'll make sure she can be trusted.
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