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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
50 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
Every time I see a woman entering Church I puke in my mouth a little. Somehow they convinced themselves that there is a place for them in Heaven which is obviously not the case just as cats, dogs and vegans will never go to Heaven. Women have no souls. I keep pointing this out over and over again but unfortunately all women are too stupid to get the message.
#1 God tells women to be silent! Yet they keep yapping and yapping like there is no tomorrow!
#2 A woman destroyed God's paradise!
#3 Women insult God by having sex with other women, in Church!
Don't believe me? Read Brother Ezekiel Bathfire's excellent post on the matter! What all these lesbian women clearly don't understand is that you can not get children from lesbian sex! Seems obvious enough, but unfortunately not obvious enough to reach the mind of women. The Bible mentions how wrong lesbians are a lot! Clearly God wanted that message to be clear. 
#4 Women keep whining about rape and keep refusing to marry their rapist even though God clearly commands it!
#5 Women are the reason Donald John Trump is no longer our president! You can thank women for destroying God's America! 
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Oh, my goodness gracious! When I read through your very detailed message, dear Brother Cranky, why, I had to put down my teacup and saucer. I was horrified beyond belief! I could not believe the brazen attitude of those lascivious lezbeans, and in church, no less! Well, it bothered me so much that I decided that I must do a bit of research -- to better educate myself on the topic, in case it comes up again at some point in time. And, what did I find as I was being led by by the
on my investigative mission?
Everything that you have said is 100% true, Dear -- all of it -- and more!
I shall provide a video clip here that shows the veracity of your details. Sadly, the clip has been made by one of those
ywood movie producers, and he has spared nothing at blaspheming our beloved
. How Almighty
must grieve when He sees this sort of thing.
Now, I do suggest that kiddies be sent out of the room before playing this video. And, elderly people, particularly those with pacemakers and others who are reliant on heart medication, should do the same. Ladies, this might be a good time to load the dishwasher, and gentlemen, well, what can an old lady tell you -- apart from nothing?