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Originally Posted by Santa Claus
Ho ho ho! It's Santa here! Bathy-boy, what a challenge! You are having a bit of a tantrum, aren't you sweet baby boy!
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If that is how you see "Speaking God's Word" the so be it! The Lord and I take another view.
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The premise for your challenge is false. You presume that I would deliver whatever a child asks me to. I don't. I deliver according to works,
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A Catlick, eh?
Judge not lest ye be judged! (I'd ask you if that rang a bell, but as you are one of the pope's minions, and the Bible is a closed book to you, it won't!)
Algorithm? Algorithm? I thought all of those were drowned in the flood along with dinosaurs!
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It might be an iPhone but it might be something much more fun and eventually nicer. I deliver what you need, not necessarily what you crave.
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Oh so you're the one who gave those cans to my brother back in '52! Let me tell you that they cut his ear open, sepsis set in and he was known as "One-eared Hezekiah" from then on! Damn well ruined his life you did! Hope you're pleased with yourself!
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Of course, regarding your challenge you'll be able to obtain any predetermined result that you're craving for. As for your naughtiness level, I'd be careful if I were you, Ezzie-babyboy, my verbose manchild! You don't have to believe in me, I can still watch you and at the moment what you're gonna get is...
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Coal? I own a mine of the stuff! Well, at least you reject the Socialist propaganda of Global Warming - perhaps you're not beyond Salvation.
One more thing while you're there! Where're you getting all you cheap presents? China? Wait until Mr Trump's tariffs bite. Buy American! A sack of coal is a practical present for anyone!