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Default Re: Dealing With Door to Door Mormons - 07-31-2011, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch View Post
I just tell them I'm a Catholic, ask them if they'd like to come in and have a coffee-flavored beer and pray the rosary with me while dancing in their magic underwear. They don't come back.

This approach also works with Jehovah's Witlesses when you're out of buckshot.
That, Brother Enoch, makes me laugh! You could be one of the LORD's comedians in heaven.


Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
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