Our supplier tells that a shipment of child-sized versions of
these will arrive by Thursday. Gold- and higher-level tithers have already been allowed to pre-order; the rest of you may buy them at the church gift shop beginning on Friday.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞
Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞
Tolerance