My oh my, how quickly November 5th comes around again!
We have our usual papal effigy on top of the bonfire, but this year the good people of Lewes, a town which traditionally celebrates in some style, have chosen instead to burn our country's President, a Mr Cameron.
Mr Cameron (whose catchphrase is "Call me Dave") has been in the press a lot of late in connection with certain unsavory goings-on during his youth. These included inserting a part of his anatomy best not mentioned on these Godly forums into a dead pig. Nobody knows why, but it is probably some Church of England thing. It is confusion indeed.
Leviticus 18:23