Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob4God
I am shocked and offended at the smut they plaster all over this lascivious magazine! Page after page of nothing but women in their unmentionables! Sometimes, if you look close enough, you can almost see the outline of a perverted nipple protruding with an exhibitionist's excitement!
|
What kind of sick person would want to see that? Not I!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
JCPenney doesn't just sex it up with women...they do it with men too! This picture, believe it or not, came from JCPenney's official website. Needless to say, I do not need to explain this picture at all. Anyone who is not legally blind can tell you just how perverted and depraved JCPenney is when it comes to advertisements.
|
How would they feel if their mothers saw this kind of raw, virile, well-formed masculinity on display?
Quote:
Originally Posted by BobMover
Because you guys are SO much better than them "sluts" for calling them sluts, whores, harlots, etc.
|
We're better than sluts for a lot of reasons.
Quote:
What if they saw you calling them this when this is their job and what they do to put food on the table and a roof over the house.
|
I'd say that the Bible tells men to support their wives and daughters, not the other way around. Why aren't their menfolk building the roofs and hunting the food?
Rev. Jim has a ministry devoted to the reclamation of nubile young models like these. After months of kneeling in prayer and hard study of the Bible, these reborn women settle down with fine, more mature Christian men who are not afraid to use the rod if needed to see these women do not go astray again.
Quote:
What if I called you Christians sluts and whores. You'd hate it.
|
No, we'd be rolling around on the floor lauging abut what a retard you are.
Quote:
Stop being elitist jerks and ruining the name of Christians everywhere.
|
What ruins the name of Christians everywhere is people claiming to be Christians who don't follow the Bible. God gave us the Bible for a reason.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ihumpmypillow
You guys should all be ashamed of yourselves these women are trying to make an honest living and you slander them and call them horrible names like "sluts" and "whores" but you do not know how the live for all you know they are all virgins but no since they almost show a nip they are the worst smut on the face of the earth.
|
Generally, in English, it's wise to put one thought into one sentence, not to slap five different thoughts together using the words "and," "but," "for all you know," and "but" again.
I called the JC Penny company, and their spokesman told me that none of the models is a virgin, except the guy in the photo that Rev. Jim posted. And even he's not a virgin if you stretch the term virgin by about 3 inches to the rear.
Quote:
artists will draw animals with "penises" and "vaginas" and they are in some very provocative positions, they should be ashamed of themselves
|
Why should the animals be ashamed, they never ate of the Tree of Life, so they don't know right from wrong.
Quote:
Now let's be rational here
|
Please avoid littering our forums with meaningless phrases like that one.
Quote:
when I was younger my parents forced me to go to church and wouldn't let me date
|
And your nickname, Pizzaface, might have had something to do with that, too.
Quote:
when I was given the chance (college) I lashed out and experimented with drugs and alcohol
|
But apparently the acne was still there, since you didn't seem to experiment with women. At least there's some hope for you.
Quote:
Honestly I get off to JC Penny catalogs and Sears catalogs all the time
|
That's really more information than we needed.
Quote:
I could tell you more stories but I don't think I should.
|
No, you shouldn't, since we plan to introduce them as evidence in your mental sanity hearing.