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Default Re: I need a Landover man to look at my penis - 10-26-2020, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Martha Chung View Post
Good morning, Mr. Machine, I couldn't help but accidentally click on this thread. I realize this is not a becoming topic for a woman and could get me expelled for even looking! However, as an aspiring good Christian, I extend a warm and helpful hand to those in need. I consulted a physician, Dr. Richard Peterman, who has a speciality in these matters.

I would like to share this verse from him:


Romans 12:1-2 - I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that ye present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, which is your reasonable service.
2 And be not conformed to this world: but be ye transformed by the renewing of your mind, that ye may prove what is that good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God.


It would see therefore, don't attempt to touch and correct your pee-pee on your own! Don't pick at the scar, or bring your hand close, for there might bring irreversible homosexual thoughts! This is a spiritual matter, one that can be addressed in the 2nd verse - "but ye be transformed by the renewing of your mind (not your foreskin), that ye may prove what is good, and acceptable, and perfect, will of God"

I will pray for you, to overcome this phase, and not stretch it out longer than it needs to.


There's my two cents, perhaps a verified True Christian here can offer better advice than myself.

Thank you for your kind offer of help, young lady.

Say, do you have a Web cam?

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