Re: Annoying Kids Sellng Candy and Magazines -
07-20-2010, 11:07 AM
Word travels pretty quickly here in the trailer park when those little monsters show up.
Too often these solicitors are of the darker persuasion. I put on my klan robe and hood before I open the door. Works every time.
For the white kids I tell them I'm out of work and ask them for a donation.
For the beaners I always ask for proof of citizenship.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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