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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
AIPAC offered some money but I told them where they could shove it. Then they told me my candidate will never hold office in the Virgin Islands or anywhere else.
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Why those dirty hooknose... Americans, they always put their nose in other peoples' business. Let's shut the shower door and drop the Zyklon-B on AIPAC's offer. Tell them in those exact words - I think it will make a powerful point.
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I tried to take up a collection in church but have since been informed by legal counsel that this is a federal crime. So I spent the money on gas, thanks Biden. Also I bought some Slim Jims, beer, and a Powerball ticket. After that I emptied out my wallet into your campaign fund, which currently stands at $11.31.
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Not to worry Brother. That $11.31 will grow with the magic of compound interest into a giant sequoia of funding for political candidates. Dare we presume to call it the
Lukes Cash Money fellowship for best sophomore selected by the namesake?
Your Her His Her prize is 3 nights at the Motel.