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Originally Posted by Gaixotasuna
Yes, vampires existed
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Dear Sinner,
At least you can copy Baudelaire in your sorry signature but why spread smudge on
God's favorite tongue, American. Instead, you could just use the original vulgar Latin of Baudelaire: "
Ô Satan, prends pitié de ma longue misère!" What Baudelaire failed to realize, and apparently you as well, is that the l
ongue misère is a
transient thing if and only
if you accept
Jesus as your Savior® and follow
all His commandments. If you do that, the verse Luke 14:26...
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
...will be erased and you'll enter
Heaven. If you don't,
Jesus won't Save™ you from what He'll do to you unless you repent®. Baudelaire
never got it and tried to drown his l
ongue misère with absinthe. As for vampires, the hybrids of demons and
homosexuals, it seems that they did not actually exist before Crucifixion BUT they were prophesied by
God, as expected.
Psalms 78:44
And had turned their rivers into blood; and their floods, that they could not drink.
This means that
drinking blood was not accomplished during OT times.
1 Chronicles 11:19
And said, My God forbid it me, that I should do this thing: shall I drink the blood of these men that have put their lives in jeopardy? for with the jeopardy of their lives they brought it. Therefore he would not drink it. These things did these three mightiest.
This also suggests that there was no blood-drinking during those days. Of course, the
Godly GOP candidate would have preferred being a werewolf, which is suspicious, as furries are also frowned upon by
God, who is
Jesus.
Zephaniah 1:8
And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD'S sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
